I asked a friend to order me my toys/accessories alongside a group order of sorts we were doing that I was going to use in a present to my mom (I think it was some fabric, not that it matters). So when my friend's box came I could be all "Oh my present for you for *next occasion* might be in there, you can't see yet" and essentially hide the toys before showing anything else off.
How can I get a vibrator without my parents finding out? My mom likes to go through my things when I'm not at home and she took the top for the vibrator I used to have when she found it. She's seriously against me having one even though I'm 19 years old and I KNOW she's had some herself. I can't order one without her wanting to know what I'm ordering and she'll go through my mail. So what can I do?
AnonymousJust off the top of my head, I’d suggest something discreet like a vibe shaped like a tube of lipstick or a hairbrush so that you can put it in a bag when you leave the house and not have it be suspicious. You could even buy it alongside real cosmetics or haircare supplies so that if your mom goes through your mail it will hopefully throw her off track.
I haven’t had this problem (my mom’s accidentally come across my toys numerous times and has learned to deal with it, and she doesn’t go through my mail) so that’s the best advice I can give you.
If anyone has other suggestions I definitely welcome them.
(I thought this was your review at first because of the name and was REALLY ALARMED)
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Some good ol’ fashioned submissions would be nice!
Surely I’m not the only person that looks at fake dicks all day? :p
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